No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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