i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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