I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
