Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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