i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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