erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
tell me about the eggs
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