i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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