If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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