Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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