So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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