We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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