Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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