Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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