as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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