im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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