i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
