I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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