So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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