maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she looked like the before picture.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize