normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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