yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
As shirtless as possible
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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