question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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