I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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