Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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