meet me or not, i'm out of control
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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