Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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