dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
