Got a toothbrush?
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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