she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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