I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
