shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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