Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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