I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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