So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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