Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
