ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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