another moral hangover. fuck.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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