I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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