I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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