Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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