so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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