Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
send nudes
from the living room?
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