Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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