All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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