Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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