MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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