16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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