it wasn't lemon gatorade
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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