Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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