did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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