i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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