all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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