READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I smell stomach acid.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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