Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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