Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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