Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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